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Curious Jorge
Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver!
Eat a Beaver!
I Don't Cook But I Do Eat Out
But I Do Eat Out
Grateful Dead Bears Football
Bears Football
Wanna Go For a Ride?
In Need of Some Hose
Cubs Baseball: What a Long Strange Trip It's Been
of Consequence
Ask Nicely and I Will
Show You My Boom Stick!
I'd Tap That
I think my dog might be gay...
I'm not normally a bitch... I'm just out of batteries!
I'm just out of batteries!
Wanna Play Lion?
Got Wood?
Bad Hare Day!
Need Head?
I Was Born a Poor Black Child
Poor Black Child
Stupid Is as I Does
Flippy Cup Made Me
a Lesbian!
Everyone Starts Out a Winner
Wanna Play a Round?
Get Lucky
Laying the Deuce
It's a Dog-Eat-Dog World and I'm Wearing Milk-Bone Underwear
Doggy Style There's nothin' better!!!
There's nothin' better!!!
Looking for a Good Piece of Ash!
I Am Keyser Soze
One Bad Egg
GOATBUSTERS
Chicago Cubs
They gave me a F#CKING CHIHUAHUA?!
Everyone Loves a Drunk Chick
Come Out, Come Out
Wherever You Are
Lucky for Whom?
Drink. Don't Drive! Beer... It's Now Cheaper Than Gas
Beer... It's Now Cheaper Than Gas
Can you get to the center of this?
Crabs Are NOT Kosher
Wanna Play Army?
I Love Country Music
I Believe in the Soul
What I lack in SIZE,
I make up for in SPEED!
Wanna Flip a Coin? Heads You Get Tail, Tails I Get Head!
Heads You Get Tail,
Tails I Get Head!
I don't cook but I do put out!
Come back later... I'm not drunk yet.
I'm not drunk yet.
I Have Cattle-Like Reflexes
I'm putting you on my
To Do list
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One-Liner Shirts!
I think INSIDE the box!
Wanna see my Nutsack?
Looking for a
Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher
Drink Till I'm Irish
Can you help me straighten out my Longfellow?
Be Mine
Cause I'm a Cowgirl Baby
My Pussy Does Tricks
I'm Try-Sexual
Are Ewe?
You Don't Have to Be Irish
to Get Lucky!
I was talking to the SHEEP!
The Bird of Love
I miss my teddy bear... would you sleep with me?
would you sleep with me?
F#ck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga?
Beat me half to death!
I am giving a poll.
(Would you like to take it orally?)
Close Enough!
Everybody Looks Good in the Dark
in the Dark
I want to be your Milkman!
Try My Creampuffs
Beavers love good wood!
Then Go and F#ck Yourself because these are mine!
It's Smee again... Goan F#ck Yourself!
Goan F#ck Yourself!
o'horny
Let's just do the things I'm going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Screw You!
You peg leg bitch!
Headlights ON for safety!
Hose A & Hose B
Go Cubs Go
When a Regular Hangover
Just Isn't Enough
And For My Next Trick I Need a Condom and a Volunteer
I Need a Condom and a Volunteer