A man with a cane limps into a bar pulling an alligator on a leash. The bartender stops him and says, "Hold on a second there - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!"

So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..."

So, the bartender says, "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator repeatedly in the head with it.

A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch on it.

He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?"

An old lady raises her hand and says, "Sure, but just don't hit me with that stick!"