Two buddies are out on a Saturday stroll. One has a Doberman Pinscher and the other one has a Chihuahua.

As they’re walking down the street, the guy with the Doberman says, "Let's go over to that bar and get something to drink."

The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there, they don't allow dogs."

The other guys says, "Ah ha..don’t worry about that. Just follow my lead."

So they walked over to the bar and the guy with the Doberman puts on his sunglasses and starts to walk in. The bouncer at the door says, "Sorry, bud, no pets allowed."

The guy responds, "But you don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer says, "A Doberman Pinscher?"

The man replies, "Yeah, they're using them now. They're actually very good."

So the bouncer says, "Well come on in then."

The buddy with the Chihuahua figures what the heck, so he puts on his sunglasses and starts to walk past the bouncer. Once again the bouncer says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."

The guy responds, "But you don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

To which the bouncer says, "Come on buddy, a Chihuahua?!"

The guy replies, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a FUCKING CHIHUAHUA?!"