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Screw you! You peg leg bitch!
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Screw you! You peg leg bitch!
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This guy has a friend who is very self-conscious about having a wooden eye. The guy was always trying to convince his friend that his fake eye wasn’t even noticeable and that he should try to get out and enjoy life.
One day, he finally convinced his friend to join him at a local dance bar for the evening. He told him not to worry, because there would be so much smoke in the air, and the lights will be down so low that no-one would even notice his eye.
While they're up at the bar, the guy keeps trying to get his buddy to ask a woman to dance, but at the last second, the man with the wooden eye, backs out because he is worried about what the woman would think.
Finally, they both notice a very good looking girl with a wooden leg sitting down at a table with her friend. After a little ribbing by his buddy, the wooden-eyed man gets up his confidence, finishes his drink, walks confidently over to the one-legged woman and says, "Would you like to dance?"
The woman, very surprised that anyone would ever ask her to dance replies, "Would I? Oh, Would I ever!" To which the man screams, "Wooden eye, Wooden eye...well screw you, you peg leg bitch!"
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