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Welcome to GAFY’s ice-breaker Pick-Up Line shirts, where you can GET IT ON!

Scroll through & click to see it on a shirt.  Don't forget to check out what our duck has to say!

Punch Lines

I want to be your Milkman!

Got Wood?

I'm Try-Sexual

Are Ewe?

Wanna see my Nutsack?

Wanna Flip a Coin?

Heads You Get Tail,

Tails I Get Head!

Need Head?

Looking for a Good Piece of Ash!

In Need of Head!

Doggy Style

There's nothin' better!!!

I miss my teddy bear...

would you sleep with me?

Beavers love good wood!

Can you get to the center of this?

Wanna Play Lion?

In Need of Beaver

I am giving a poll.

(Would you like to take it orally?)

My Pussy Does Tricks

Can I interest you in a horizontal hike?

F#ck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga?

NO means NO

(You gotta eat me first!!!)

I don't believe in pre-marital sex...she has to be married!

Want a Sucker?

My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute...

Let's get something STRAIGHT between us!
Try My Creampuffs

Nice Shoes!

(Wanna f#ck?)

Swingers Needed

Wanna See Something Really SWELL?

Looking for a woman with small hands.

Let's just do the things I'm going to tell everyone we did anyway!

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