GAFY!  Funny Shirts and a Talking Duck!  We range from Crazy Shirts, to Cool Shirts, to Vintage Shirts, to Offensive Shirts, to Humor Shirts, to Novelty Shirts, to Hilarious Shirts, to Custom Shirts.

 

Home Contests/Promos Photos Corporate/Wholesale FAQs About Us Contact Us Cart

 

Welcome to GAFY’s ice-breaker Pick-Up Line shirts, where you can GET IT ON!

Scroll through & click to see it on a shirt.  Don't forget to check out what our duck has to say!

Punch Lines

I want to be your Milkman!

Got Wood?

I'm Try-Sexual

Are Ewe?

Wanna see my Nutsack?

Wanna Flip a Coin?

Heads You Get Tail,

Tails I Get Head!

Need Head?

Looking for a Good Piece of Ash!

In Need of Head!

Doggy Style

There's nothin' better!!!

Can you get to the center of this?

I miss my teddy bear...

would you sleep with me?

Beavers love good wood!

Wanna Play Lion?

In Need of Beaver

I am giving a poll.

(Would you like to take it orally?)

My Pussy Does Tricks

Can I interest you in a horizontal hike?

F#ck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga?

NO means NO

(You gotta eat me first!!!)

I don't believe in pre-marital sex...she has to be married!

Want a Sucker?

My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute...

Let's get something STRAIGHT between us!
Try My Creampuffs

Nice Shoes!

(Wanna f#ck?)

Swingers Needed

Wanna See Something Really SWELL?

Looking for a woman with small hands.

Let's just do the things I'm going to tell everyone we did anyway!

Show Your Off Color Humor with Sexy Shirts and Perverted Shirts

Let’s face it – everyone has a different sense of humor and for some people, sexist shirts may not be ideal. But for anyone with an off color sense of humor, the best way to show it to the world is by wearing one of these fantastic, high quality adult humor shirts. While all the words in the funny sayings are PG, the gist of the messages on these dirty shirts is definitely rated R!

The perverted shirts offered here can quickly become the life of any party and create the perfect opportunity to strike up a conversation. Dirty joke shirts make an ideal gift for a bachelor or bachelorette party, or even for an over-the-hill birthday celebration. While many women may publicly state they find sexist shirts offensive, they’ll laugh as hard as anyone else when you wear one of these to the bar. In fact, any person over the age of 21 who enjoys a good laugh will enjoy giving or receiving adult humor shirts.

Don’t worry about offending someone. The idea is to show off your personality and your sometimes perverse sense of humor. Do it in style. Select one, or more, of these great sexist shirts to proudly demonstrate your humorous (and horny) side.

Copyright © 2006-2008 GAFY & GAFY.com.  All rights reserved.  Use of this website constitutes acceptance of the Privacy Policy & User Agreement